It’s already time to announce the winner of TheCenterLane.com’s fifth annual Jackass of the Year Award. This was another one of those years when we had a last-minute contestant, who tried to his best to snatch the award away from those who had been working all year for the honor.
In the aftermath of the tragic mass-murder of 26 young children at the Sandy Hook Elementary School, the National Rifle Association’s vice-president, Wayne LaPierre, held his infamous press conference on December 21, wherein he blamed everything except guns for the killings. LaPierre blamed television violence, video games, hurricanes, “other natural or man-made disaster(s)”, terrorist attacks, and numerous other scapegoats. Did he blame porn? I can’t remember. After the press conference, even Rupert Murcoch’s New York Post saw fit to trash the guy with its headline: “Gun Nut: NRA Loon In Bizarre Rant Over Newtown”. The New York Daily News ran a headline describing LaPierre as a “vile NRA nut”, and the “Craziest Man on Earth”. Although I lack the professional credentials to render a diagnosis on the sanity of any individual, I do know a jackass when I see one. Wayne LaPierre is such a severe jackass that he deserves serious consideration as our 2012 Jackass of the Year.
Every year I have to resist the temptation to nominate Stuart Varney of Fox News. Varney is the senior business commentator for the Fox News Network. It seems as though Jon Stewart runs at least one video clip per week of Varney making a fool of himself. Varney is an unabashed hater of solar power and most other sources of “green energy”. He frequently refers to advocates of green energy as “greenies”, as though such an approach were something shameful. Nevertheless, Varney was able to dodge the award this year with his recent interview with Tommy Chong. The interview wasn’t that great, but it was good enough to warrant sparing Varney the indignity of this award.
Unfortunately, there is no single individual whom we can blame for the December 21 hysteria. The Vancouver Sun ran an interesting article about a local author named Brad Carrigan, who did his part to promote a good bit of the December 21 foolishness through a website where he sold books, videos, his own seminars and sessions at his “spiritual retreat centre in the mountains”. Unfortunately, Carrigan did not become prominent enough to earn our Jackass of the Year Award.
In an election year, the candidates are usually too easy to single out for this award. Nevertheless, the 2012 Presidential Campaign brought us this year’s Jackass of the Year Award winner: Donald Trump. His idiotic “birther-ism” served no other purpose than to motivate 400,000 people to sign a petition, requesting Macy’s to abandon its relationship with Trump. A good place to find a handy list of reasons why Trump deserves this award can be found at the New York Daily News website. There you will find a link to Penn Jillette’s book excerpt at Salon about Trump and what it was like to appear on Celebrity Apprentice. According to Jillette, Trump really cares about the things insignificant bloggers have to say about him. As one such insignificant blogger, all I can say is: Congratulations, Jackass!